Not So Wordless Wednesday.

Today is Wednesday. It is meant to be wordless. I am rarely, if ever, wordless. Therefore, I am going to tell you in vague detail about today.

Today, there is a potluck. I am going. I am eating pizza before I go. Why? Because I want pizza, not potluck food, which with soldiers, is usually a bag of chips and omg, some pizza. But I want my pizza.

I had to make something for this potluck. I was feeling creative (read: stupid) and decided to make something special out of cheesecake. Cheesecake is already special. It should not be tampered with.

I tampered.

Results:

 

Yes, the cheesecake is green. Yes, that's a bulb in the middle of the green cheesecake. Yes, the bulb, the little thingy on top of the bulb, and the cheesecake itself are ALL cheesecake.

It's really very simple. You make the cheesecake like the package says, then you scoop some out to a little bowl. Big bowl: add food coloring. Little bowl: add other food coloring.

Then use a ziplock sandwich baggy as a pastry decorating thing by cutting an eensy weensy hole in one corner and put the contents of the little bowl in the baggy and squeeze.

Ta. Da.

*grinds teeth*

I hate potlucks.